Rule #9: All People Are Created Equal During the Zombie Apocalypse

Posted: February 4, 2012 in The Rules
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Rule #9:  All People Are Created Equal During the Zombie Apocalypse

Well, all people are created equal at all times BUT if you’re stupid enough to be a racist during the present you better wise the eff up come Zday, because all political, religious, racial, sexual, cultural bullshit WON’T MATTER ANYMORE!

A zombie doesn’t give a rats ass what race, religion, or sexual orientation you are, it’s going to try and eat you regardless!

It will simply be us versus them. And by “us” I mean any human that still has a pulse and “them” being the zombies.  Black, white, brown, light brown, super pale, ginger, Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Jewish, Atheist, Flying Spaghetti Monster…ist, straight, homosexual, asexual, bi-curious, and seemingly normal; none of those labels will matter anymore.  The only label that will matter is the one of Alive.

Now, I’m not saying that your faith won’t matter.  Of course it will matter.  For those that do have faith, many will find comfort in it.  Many will also probably question it, but whatever, to each their own.

What I’m saying is, you better let go of any stereotypes you might hold against people not like you because we’re all gonna need all the help we can get.  If you’re going to turn down a helping hand or not offer one to another human because they’re not like you then you’ve already lost the fight my friend.

Juan of the Dead

Just because someone isn’t like you doesn’t meant that they don’t have anything to contribute.  We all come with certain skill sets, and while you may know a lot about a lot, I can guarantee that you don’t know everything about everything, and if you’re holding onto a misguided notion that you’re better than someone else because of a label then I think it’s safe to say you are an idiot.  It’s ok, idiots still have their purpose; mainly as zombie bait.

A pandemic like the zpoc is going to wipe out most of humanity.  It will be a great leveling of the playing field for all of us.  If you’re unwilling to “mix” then guess what?  Your genes are only going to waste away in a swirling pool of inbred grossness.  So while the rest of us contribute to a new and beautiful breed of people your offspring will eventually look like this:

  1. Steve says:

    So true, so very very true.

  2. KENTUCKY: inbreed homeground

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