Rule #2: Try Not to Cry

Posted: December 17, 2011 in The Rules

Or get hysterical and start screaming at every little thing.

Yes, there are walking corpses that want to eat you.

Yes, some of them are your family and friends.

No, you may not live through the next 24 hours.

But crying and freaking out is not going to change anything or increase your survival rate.  In fact, crying like a hysterical woman from a 1940’s movie will most likely get you or some of your team mates killed.  It will at the very least result in a good old fashioned face slap by yours truly.

So please, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, try and remain calm.  If you have to freak out, push it down deep and wait until you’re somewhere safe.  Then go find a quiet corner, put your head between your knees, and quietly sob all you want.

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