Posted: November 23, 2011 in The Basics
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Welcome ladies to The Girls Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Lets be honest for a second.  We all know that the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is a real threat and needs to be taken seriously.

Now lets be even more honest with each other.  As females, we need to take some special precautions.  There are things we need to consider more than our male counterparts do.  Things that if we don’t prepare for, could result with us huddled in a closet, rocking back and forth like a crazy person, with our hands over our ears, whimpering “there’s no place like home” while a horde of the undead sniffs us out.

Screw that!

Yes woman are strong.  Yes we are smart.  Yes we are totally capable of kicking some major ass BUT there’s also a lot of stuff we look to the men around us to do and take care of.  I know that I can do damn near anything I put my mind to but I’ll be the first to admit that I look to the men in my life to take care of a lot.  Like killing bugs and mowing the lawn.  Problem is, this has left me and I’m sure a lot of you ill-prepared for the coming disintegration of civilization.

This is why I’m starting The Girls Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse.  I think it’s important for us to identify not only our strengths but also our weaknesses.  If we’re as strong as we say we are then we should be able to admit what our weaknesses are.  If we can admit it, we can overcome it, and then we’ll be kicking in that closet door, hunting down the undead, and destroying their rotting zombie brains!

  1. Zombies from a lady’s point of view, it’s wonderful!

  2. OMG I love this!!! I have been preparing for a zombie apocolypse for at least a year, have everything but amo and a bike, but Im fit so i think I will just take that from a weaker member of the species. Awesome blog.

  3. Zack Wall says:

    Man and I thought I was the only one making survival plans its good to see that not all girls think that the zombie apocalypse is crazy do you have plans for it already or just packing bags so far if you have plans I’d love to hear me if you don’t maybe you could come to my friend and my outpost to survive

  4. Beckit says:

    I have a zombie phobia, I love ’em but they scare the living hell out of me. So I’ve been making my plans for a while (and have nearly clocked my husband with a 2×4 for playing a prank on me). So its nice to see its not just me making these plans. And I just have to remember, I’m only phobic till they show up, then I’m just sensible!

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