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Posted: November 23, 2011 in The Basics
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Welcome ladies to The Girls Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Lets be honest for a second.  We all know that the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is a real threat and needs to be taken seriously.

Now lets be even more honest with each other.  As females, we need to take some special precautions.  There are things we need to consider more than our male counterparts do.  Things that if we don’t prepare for, could result with us huddled in a closet, rocking back and forth like a crazy person, with our hands over our ears, whimpering “there’s no place like home” while a horde of the undead sniffs us out.

Screw that!

Yes woman are strong.  Yes we are smart.  Yes we are totally capable of kicking some major ass BUT there’s also a lot of stuff we look to the men around us to do and take care of.  I know that I can do damn near anything I put my mind to but I’ll be the first to admit that I look to the men in my life to take care of a lot.  Like killing bugs and mowing the lawn.  Problem is, this has left me and I’m sure a lot of you ill-prepared for the coming disintegration of civilization.

This is why I’m starting The Girls Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse.  I think it’s important for us to identify not only our strengths but also our weaknesses.  If we’re as strong as we say we are then we should be able to admit what our weaknesses are.  If we can admit it, we can overcome it, and then we’ll be kicking in that closet door, hunting down the undead, and destroying their rotting zombie brains!